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In the Hot Rumor of the Day, I bet you would never imagine it’d be so easy to meet your favorite celebrities? Here’s why, surely you would think super stars like Carrie Underwood don’t have to do too much on her own right? She’s probably got her own personal chef, trainer, driver, maybe even a personal masseuse. But she can't stand the idea that another person would be handling her dirty laundry. She says that when she's on the road, she washes her own clothes, "It's just really hard on the road when you have to stop by a Laundromat to do your laundry. I don't like other people doing my laundry. It kinda creeps me out, like, now I know someone else is washing my undergarments. So it's like, crap! I've got to go find a Laundromat and sit in there for a couple of hours."
Christina Aguilera went on the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" yesterday and she wore a dress with a plunging neckline that made it quite obvious that her son, Max, will be not go hungry for his first few years of life. Not surprisingly, Ellen noticed it right away. She says, "You look great. One question: Are you nursing?" A few minutes into the interview, Christina tells Ellen about her son's Bris. That’s a party that Jewish parents throw when their sons are circumcised. She says, "For decorations, we put up penis balloons all over the place. It was really fun, it was really great."
PETA has released its annual list of the Worst-Dressed Celebrities. Here are some of this year's winners along with PETA's oh-so-witty comments about them . . .
ARETHA FRANKLIN: "How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles. You might be a queen, but you don't know jack about compassion."
MARILYN MANSON: "Always draped in leather from head to toe, Manson has enough skeletons in his closet to fill a pet cemetery. As if wearing dead animals isn't foul enough, Manson says that he wears his cow-skin pants 24/7 only peeling the smelly things off to have sex.
"That alone should be enough to tarnish leather's dated sex appeal. Manson might only be the shock rocker's stage name, but his wardrobe is a real-life tale of blood and guts."
EVA LONGORIA: "Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce . . . from her stylist."
LINDSAY LOHAN: "'I Know Who Killed Me' isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this 'Mean Girl' can pose in their pelts.
"Lindsay, there's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky."
KATE MOSS: "Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see clearly through those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs."
KYLIE MINOGUE: "What does Kylie Minogue have in common with her python purse? They are both cold-blooded. Come on Kylie, it's not cool to clutch an accessory made by nailing snakes to a tree and skinning them alive."
Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, "Blonde Ambition", came and went here in the U.S. It played in eight theaters in Texas this past December, and barely made $1,771 in its opening weekend. Luckily, Jessica is huge in the Ukraine! There, "Blonde Ambition" is number one at the box office, making an astounding $253,008 in its first week in theaters. Good for her, at least someone likes her movies! |
