I know your teachers and guidance counselors tried the best they could to prep you for the real world, but they forgot a few things...
REAL LIFE ADVICE(straight from the grown folks of the 757)...
1) Credit cards aren't free money, you have to pay them off. Ever hear of an interest rate? You might wanna Google that.
2) If you over draft and go negative in your bank account, there's a charge for that.
3) Ramen noodles are 10 for a dollar. Crushed red pepper on that jank is amazing.
4) Don't marry your high school sweetheart. You have heard about the divorce rate in this country right?
5) Your metabolism will not be what it is in a couple years, plan accordingly.
6) Don't "take a semester off" you probably won't go back.
7) Work is not like school, if you skip you won't get paid. You might even get fired.
8) If you plan on living at home with the parental units they will expect you to start pitching in.
9) "I didn't get the bill" isn't a valid excuse.
10) You'll be paying off college loans for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.
11) Use condoms.
12) If you're late on rent there's a charge.
13) Strippers aren't in love with you, they just want your money.
14) Don't burn bridges at places of employment, you're gonna need those references to buid a resume.
15) Save your change, there's a magical device called CoinStar.
